Ordination Path

A playful community structure inspired by satire traditions

How It Works

The ordination framework gives readers a way to participate in the satire community around The Tech Bible. It is designed for events, discussion groups, and creative contribution.

1. Initiate of the Signal

Reads Folder I, subscribes to updates, and affirms the satire pledge.

2. Reader-Deacon

Completes five folder excerpts and posts one commentary reflection.

3. Circuit Minister

Hosts monthly reading circles and supports new initiates.

4. Archon of the Archive

Maintains canon notes, source references, and lore continuity for local circles.

Community Duties

  • Lead respectful, satire-first discussions
  • Reference verified sources for historical claims
  • Help readers distinguish satire from literal doctrine
  • Promote critical thinking about technology and power

Ordination Knowledge Test

Before requesting ordination, complete this short test to demonstrate familiarity with The Tech Bible's satire framework. All questions are drawn from the manuscript's core themes.

Q1. In The Tech Bible, what does "Code" represent as a metaphor?

Q2. What term does The Tech Bible use for engineers — those who speak to machines?

Q3. The ordination structure in The Tech Bible is best described as:

Q4. What is the first level of the Ordination Path?

Q5. What is the primary responsibility of the Archon of the Archive?

Q6. What does "Networks" represent in The Tech Bible's metaphorical framework?

Ordination Request

Pass the test above, then submit your request using Contact Us. Include your preferred role and any community or reading circle experience.

Request Ordination

Legal Notice & Satire Disclaimer

The Tech Bible is a satirical literary project created with AI assistance and final human editorial direction. The ordination structure is fictional and ceremonial, intended solely for creative community participation, discussion, and literary engagement.

This ordination does not confer legal religious authority, the right to perform legally recognised ceremonies, or membership in any registered religious organisation. It is a reader community title only.

In Canada and most jurisdictions, satirical and literary community titles are protected under freedom of expression, provided they do not fraudulently claim real religious or legal standing. This project makes no such claim.

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